REAL CHRIST: Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world.
John 1:29
"False Christs
- Hipster Jesus: Encourages us to reach our full potential, reach for the stars, and buy a fair trade pumpkin spice free range latte.
- New Spirituality Jesus: Hates religion, churches, pastors, priests, and doctrine; and would rather have people out in nature, finding the god within and listening to ambiguously spiritual authors.
- Revolutionary Woke Jesus: Teaches us to rebel against the status quo (church), stick it to the man, and blame things on whiteness and patriarchy.
- Guru Jesus: A wise inspirational teacher who believes in you and helps you find your enlightened center. He also recommend yoga.
- Rainbow Jesus: He makes no distinction between heterosexual and homosexual. He created LBGTQ+ people complete with temptations and moral failure. They are pretty much perfect. All they need to do is act on their unholy urges. Rainbow Jesus makes everything holy."Gery Waggoner/Fulcrum7