Monday, June 29, 2020

The "Really" File - (Pray 'n Flush?)

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Matthew 7:15

"This isn’t satire.
We can’t stress that enough.
We repeat, this is not satire.
 Sid Roth of It’s Supernatural! It’s also important to iterate that Roth is not the fringe of the charismatic movement. He’s the
mainstream, regularly featured in the articles of Charisma Mag. Roth says he went to the potty and performed a bowel movement.
 
He then said the toilet would not flush so he “bound the spirit” and God miraculously flushed the toilet for him.
 
We kid you not.
And this morning, guess what happened?! The devil was messing with me. And I flush the toilet. And it keeps running. The water keeps running… I’ve had that before. I’ve done the whole thing with the plunger, and calling someone to fix it, and I don’t need that, you know, c’mon now!
So I immediately — no, it took me a few seconds — but almost 
From the "Really" File
immediately came to my senses, and 
I said, “I bind you, spirit, in the name of Jesus and command you to stop!”And I said it with authority. And I proceeded — and I proceeded by faith, I might add — I proceeded by faith believing that when I flushed it, it would work, and it would stop the running water. So I flush it. And it flushes! And I said, “Thank you, Jesus.” So that’s my little story to start.”
P&P
REALLY?