Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Church Bulletin BLOOPERS

"Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."

"Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get."

" Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation."

"When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel."

"Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days."

"The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

"Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance."

"Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers."



...and a time to laugh;
Ecclesiastes 3:4