The "Really" File - (Walmart & Netflix walk into a Fools Wallet.....)

Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, ...inventors of evil things... Matthew 6:19/Romans 1:30

"The life-sized Demogorgon features a realistic paint job, posable

limbs and a stand that ensures he’ll stay at his full, 7.5-foot height no matter where you put him. He assembles and disassembles for easy storage (though, if you ask us, you can just keep him up year-round).

And in case that wasn’t enough, the thing can plug into power for

From the "Really" File

“animated motion and sounds.” The product description didn’t specify what that meant, so we searched through the reviews, and it seems like it can twist and turn toward hapless trick-or-treaters, all while making those terrifying shrieking noises from the show.

The Life-Sized Netflix “Stranger Things” Animated Giant 7.5-Foot-Tall Demogorgon is available for $399 from Walmart, and if you buy online, it ships for free.

Remember when those inflatable T-rex costumes were the must-have

Halloween ‘fit? Now there’s a Demogorgon version.
For a slightly scarier, more realistic take on the monster from the 

Upside Down, this form-fitting jumpsuit recreates the muscles and long, claw-like limbs of the Demogorgon. Just zip it up and get ready to terrorize Hawkins — or wherever you plan to trick-or-treat the night away." WANE15

REALLY?