The "Really" File - (Ghost Wedding?)

The living know that they shall die, but the dead know nothing.

Ecclesiastes 9:5

"Ireland native and divorced mother of five Amanda Teague, is going global for marrying her ‘soulmate’, (pardon the pun) Jack,

who just so happens to be the ghost of a 300-year-old pirate.  I expect she can see right through the blighter..  

The nutty newlywed says she first met Jack the ghost in 2014, when he appeared beside her bed – and after two years of courtship, things got properly serious between them.  She told The UK Mirror:

I told him I wasn’t really cool with having casual sex with a spirit, and I wanted us to make a proper commitment to each other.  If I am going to be in a long-term relationship with somebody I have the right to be married.

The ceremony took place in a boat off the Irish coast, in international waters, where she thought the marriage would be legal.

A medium was sought out so Jack could give his verbal consent, and his ring was fitted on a candle in place of his hand.  The "couple" has since bought a home together, and Teague says they have sex and go on dates:

You can feel the weight of the spirit, their touch, the pressure. You can literally feel the physical act of what the spirit is doing to you, and the spirit can feel it too.

…He can’t eat or drink, but he can sense it through me, it 

From the "Really" File

is called ‘embodiment."  I can order Jack a drink and allow him to feel it through me, or he can taste my food.

Amanda says she and Jack are co-writing a book to help other simpletons, eh .... singletons .... find love with a spirit (demon).  Huh!  The book will have a---wait for it---ghost writer." F7

REALLY?